Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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