barbara walters just said penis...
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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