Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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