He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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