i just google imaged poop.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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