i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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