I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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