you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Operation Purity has been aborted
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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