I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Randomize
