I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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