Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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