just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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