IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Text me some of your sweat
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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