haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
