Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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