that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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