hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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