you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
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