its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I'm at about main and main street
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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