Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I need mimosas to revive my soul
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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