you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
We just shotgunned beers for America
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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