i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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