Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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