? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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