I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
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