Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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