Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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