You don't have asthma, your pregnant
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
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