Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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