So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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