Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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