You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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