That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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