i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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