Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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