I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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