I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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