awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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