I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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