"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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