I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I fill condoms, not promises.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Randomize
