There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
ugly people sure do ruin things
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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