Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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