think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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