She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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