We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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