And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
organizing the empties. That sober.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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