I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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