Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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