not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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