NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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