her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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