Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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