you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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