woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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