Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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