why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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