For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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