i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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