we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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