i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Everclear isn't food dammit
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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