He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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