So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Where did you get a picture of my penis
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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