OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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