How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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