I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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