we have officially lost it.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Randomize
