toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Non-Jews are for practice
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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