Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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